Have you guys read this ridiculous article? Summarize the main points:
"...At least one astronomer claims that individuals' astrological signs may be different than previously thought because of changes in Earth's alignment..."
"...Star doctors now say that one's Zodiac sign must be reconfigured given the change in the Earth's location..."
"...The changes mean people's signs may be off by about a month (check below for your — possibly — new sign). Plus, there may be a thirteenth Zodiac sign: Ophiuchus...."
How crazy is that! And you wana know the new alignment??
Capricorn: Jan. 20 - Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 - March 11
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18- May 13
Taurus: May 13- June 21
Gemini: June 21- July 20
Cancer: July 20- Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10- Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16- Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30- Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23- Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29- Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17- Jan. 20
What the hell is Ophiuchus? The name itself is hideous. Ok it has another name "Serpentarius" but still doesnt sound great. Apparently, this is the sign for Ophiuchus:
Ok, who would want to be born in that zodiac sign? How fugly and unimaginative is the sign? It actually looks like those buddhist talisman.
That's beside the point, luckily my supposedly new zodiac is not this. But, I've suddenly become Scorpio!!! What the F***! NO way man, i was born a saggi, lived as a saggi and will CONTINUE as a saggi! What is a scorpio? Man, I don't fit into that! And it's pathetic that a scorpio has only 7 days! Whatever is said, I'm a SAGGITARIUS!! True Blue Saggi! So very saggi! I'm a FIRE sign! Yes I have the fire in me :)
Anyway, this debate is not going to last. Who will suddenly accept this new fact after like eon years!
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